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1 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 4:52:11pm

Women should be caged and locked into breeding paddocks! and only allowed out to cook! That’s the Republican Fox News way!

2 wrenchwench  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 5:05:01pm

A quote from Rios:

– “In Red China, they have this down to a science. The local health care centers make women come in every month to be examined to see if they’ve had their cycle to make sure they are taking their medication and if they have a baby they are roundly punished, if they have an extra baby that baby is aborted. That is the control we’re moving toward.”

She’s not kidding. They want the same controls here, only to prevent an abortion. If you missed a period — get in the cell! We’re gonna hold you for nine months!

3 aagcobb  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 5:46:46pm

re: #2 wrenchwench

A quote from Rios:

She’s not kidding. They want the same controls here, only to prevent an abortion. If you missed a period — get in the cell! We’re gonna hold you for nine months!

In Georgia a bill was proposed that would have literally required every miscarriage to be investigated as a possible crime.

4 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 6:51:46pm

My womb is not State Property.

5 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 7:17:55pm
“Why in the world would you encourage your daughters, and your granddaughters, and whoever else comes behind you to have unrestricted, unlimited sex anytime, anywhere…”

Wait, what? That’s what happens?

That does it, I’m putting on a condom right now!

/or does it only work for females?

6 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 7:36:33pm

Birth Control: Have Unrestricted, Unlimited Sex! Anytime! Anywhere!* What are you waiting for?!?


*Actual Results May Vary

7 HappyWarrior  Tue, Aug 2, 2011 7:49:16pm

Comparing birth control to cosmetics? What a dickhead of epic levels. This reaction says so much for the right wing claim that they’re just anti abortion not anti birth control.

8 Ericus58  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 5:13:34am

“…counseling for abuse…”
Really? Not provide counseling? Oh, how caring…

“In Red China, they have this down to a science.”
Since when did emulating what China does with their population become a model for our citizen’s in the U.S.?! For a group that advocates less government control, this is some sick irony. What’s next, Morality Police like Saudi Arabia?

And the last talking point about old geezers in England… not even related.

Epic Fail.

9 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 6:30:44am

Birth Control = Abortion On Demand!!

FREE Birth Control = Shariah Law!

//

10 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 6:33:14am
– ‘In Red China, they have this down to a science. The local health care centers make women come in every month to be examined to see if they’ve had their cycle to make sure they are taking their medication and if they have a baby they are roundly punished, if they have an extra baby that baby is aborted.

That’s why they’re providing The Pill. So that very baby will be aborted.

//

11 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 6:34:49am
I would submit to you that uncontrolled sexual behavior is what is harming our girls, not our lack of birth control — which by the way they don’t seem interested in taking anyway. Having a baby is not the worst thing. I think having multiple sex partners without any kind of restraint or responsibility is much more damning, why would you support that?’

Wingnut world lives in fear that somebody, somewhere is having fun; or worse, that somebody somewhere is having sex.

Freedom!!

12 Charleston Chew  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 7:06:29am

re: #9 Bulworth

Birth Control = Abortion On Demand!!

FREE Birth Control = Shariah Law!

//

It’s a slippery slope. Eventually they’ll claim that simply not being pregnant right now is a form of abortion because you’re killing a potential baby by not making it.

13 Lidane  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 7:12:56am

re: #5 Slumbering Behemoth

Wait, what? That’s what happens?

That does it, I’m putting on a condom right now!

/or does it only work for females?

Apparently, birth control turns women into shameless sluts who have regular gangbangs and threesomes, since there are suddenly no more consequences to sex. Who knew?

I must be taking mine wrong, or mine is defective. I’m still with the same guy I’ve been with for over a decade, and I’m not looking for other partners.

14 calochortus  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 8:12:37am

re: #13 Lidane

Apparently, birth control turns women into shameless sluts who have regular gangbangs and threesomes, since there are suddenly no more consequences to sex. Who knew?

I must be taking mine wrong, or mine is defective. I’m still with the same guy I’ve been with for over a decade, and I’m not looking for other partners.

They’re kind of hoping for the shameless sluts being everywhere-except for their own families of course. But, like you, that must be a different brand Pill from the one I took. Oh the fun we have missed…

15 theheat  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 8:35:27am

If I could put BC pills on my Lucky Charms - I would - not because I need them, but just so more would need to be produced. Maybe buy them in 20 pound sacks like dogfood.

Oh, and thanks for the misleading headline. I was hoping to see some heads explode for real. Dang.
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16 Bulworth  Wed, Aug 3, 2011 8:48:26am

Are there other things the Obama Administration could do to make the heads of Faux News hosts and guests explode? I hope the President will take a leadership role in this important endeavor.


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